This personality profile is sort of about my amazing Hayley. She’s beautiful and kind and I love that her and other friends of mine don’t mind me using them in these blog posts 🙂 The profile is a mix of Hayley’s real life traits and some I just threw in there for the hell of it. I’ll let you guys decide which are real or not 🙂 ∞♥
Name: Hayley Ann Lynan
Socioeconomic Level as a child: Meduim
Socioeconomic Level as an adult: High
Current Residence: Skipton
Occupation: Burlesque Model
Income: >50k p/a
Talents/Skills: Fluent in Russian. Fire eating. Nail art.
Birth order: Middle child
Siblings (describe relationship): 3. 2 sisters, 1 brother. Civil, not overly close.
Spouse (describe relationship): Husband. David. Their relationship can be described as a Morticia and Gomez style affair.
Children (describe relationship): 4. 2 girls and 2 boys. Excellent relationship with all children.
Relationship skills: Excellent listener and advice giver.
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Depends what day it is.
Glasses or contact lenses? Glasses
Skin color: Caucasian
Shape of Face: Oval
Distinguishing features: One side of head shaved. Tongue pierced. Ears pierced. Tattoos
How does he/she dress? Smart/Casual
Mannerisms: Always crosses legs when she sits. Always using any reflective surface as a mirror. Breaks her food up like a monkey.
Habits: (smoking, drinking etc.) Smoke/Drinks
Health: In good shape, despite the smoking. History or pleurisy and migraines.
Hobbies: Weight lifting. Drawing. American Football.
Favorite Sayings: “I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way” “Yeah Bitches”
Style (Elegant, shabby etc.): Classic elegance
Greatest flaw: Being a bitch
Best quality: Being a bitch
Intellectual/Mental/Personality Attributes and Attitudes
Educational Background: Trained beauty therapist. Royal Ballet School
Intelligence Level: Mensa
Any Mental Illnesses? Most definitely
Character’s short-term goals in life: To make it to the church on time
Character’s long-term goals in life: To rule the world
How does Character see himself/herself? As a loveable rogue
How does Character believe he/she is perceived by others? As a rogue
How self-confident is the character? Off the chart
Does the character seem ruled by emotion or logic or some combination thereof? Combination
What would most embarass this character? Does not embarrass easily
Strengths/Weaknesses: Keeps her cool, perhaps a little too much
Introvert or Extrovert? Extrovert
How does the character deal with anger? Very calmly. Extinguishes it quickly
With sadness? Will not show her emotions
With conflict? Tries to avoid it but can diffuse most situation
With change? Embraces it
With loss? Has a set grief period, does not dwell
What does the character want out of life? To become Harley Quinn or Jessica Rabbit or a combination of the above.
What would the character like to change in his/her life? Her ability to drive
What motivates this character? Beer and rum
What frightens this character? Not much, clowns
What makes this character happy? Family, friends and rum
Is the character judgmental of others? Only in private
Is the character generous or stingy? Too generous
Is the character generally polite or rude? Extremely polite
Does the character believe in God? No
What are the character’s spiritual beliefs? She likes to believe that there is something after death, but doesn’t voice this opinion to others.
Is religion or spirituality a part of this character’s life? She has dabbled in witchcraft to a certain extent
If so, what role does it play? Only in way of interest
Additional notes on this character:
She has such an alluring beauty that is actually quite difficult to comprehend and could possibly be the reason why women/girls don’t initially like her. Most definitely one of the most awesome people you will ever meet.
Don’t ever let anyone make you think you’re not good enough,
follow your dreams right now! Don’t wait until tomorrow,
next week, next year. Stop planning, start doing 🙂