Who The Eff Is She?



She’s the girl who should have been gracing our screens as a Big Brother contestant but missed her chance due to a whole mess of crap…read about THAT here.

She’s the girl with the outrageously fantastic legs who you secretly curse but deep down you love her ♥

She’s the girl with the hypnotic eyes whom you want to know more about…well here’s your chance!

She’s an effing beaut! – here’s the ‘almost believable world of a girl who blogs’.

Follow her on Instagram.

Check Effie out on Facebook.

You can even stalk her on Twitter if you feel so inclined!


1. What is your main mission in life?

My main mission in life is to look at the people around me and see that they are happy. Not to say that it’s my job to make sure they are happy, but when I am around them and they are in my company I want them to feel happy and supported and loved, even if it’s just for a little while. I wanna spread joy and happiness to the world like a sexy Santa Claus hah

2. Your house is on fire, what do you save? (Other than yourself, loved one, pets)

I would save the first and only feature-length movie script I wrote. It’s about a group of teens and their interconnecting lives. I wrote it back in 2004 and have kept it safe since then waiting for an opportunity to arise. I’d hate to see it burnt in a fire. I’d feel like I’d lost a limb.

3. How would you like to be remembered?

As the girl who always made people smile. Again I’m pushing the “wanting to help others” angle but I’d rather people remember me as something that made them smile rather than ‘Effie the girl who once sucked on a tampon for a viral video’……because some lady did that once….did you see?….gross…   (Link not available I’m afraid)

4. What will be written on your gravestone?

Effie Barber : buried alive

5. How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?

I hear if you go down penis street then they call you a man. It’s a nice street with a few bakeries there.

6. What flavour Jelly Bean are you?

I’m the popcorn one. A flavour you shouldn’t like but you do. You never choose that flavour but when it pops in to your mouth you enjoy it……that sounded way more sexual than it should have hah

7. Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

I heard it was Jenny Jenkins from Science class! That bitch is always stealing cookies and giving them to the boys during playtime.


Well there you have it…a slightly disturbing look in to the mind of Effie Barber 🙂


Don’t ever let anyone make you think you’re not good enough. 

Follow your dreams right now! Don’t wait until tomorrow, 

next week, next year. Stop planning, start doing 🙂

Be happy and keep smiling 🙂



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