My house is a mess and I don’t even care…

My inner ‘Monica’ is having a meltdown! (If you don’t get the Monica reference then I suggest that you just go away and reassess your life decisions) If you know me, you will know that I can’t stand mess and when there are dishes piling up in the sink or the laundry bag is almost…… Continue reading My house is a mess and I don’t even care…

Just stop being a t**t

As I sat in my bedroom on Saturday night, the only room in which I can just about drown out the insidious din from next door, I was contemplating the many ways to murder the inconsiderate son of our neighbour. I was, however, struck with a realisation. I have tried to think about how worse…… Continue reading Just stop being a t**t

Home Safe Home

Your home doesn’t have to be Fort Knox, and in an ideal world we would all be able to leave our doors and windows wide open whenever we feel like it without worrying about the consequences. Unfortunately this isn’t an ideal world and burglars are opportunistic, if they see an easy way in they’ll take…… Continue reading Home Safe Home

What’s in your loft?

          Check out the Udu Drum!   You know when you’re interested in buying a house and you go to view it for the third time and you ask things like; “Is anything being left? The curtains etc?” “Will it be getting cleaned before we move in?” “What’s in the loft?” That…… Continue reading What’s in your loft?

His room is done!

        We’re very slowly turning our house in to a home. When I say very slowly, I mean very slowly. We started decorating the troglodytes bedroom months ago. To be honest I severely underestimated the amount of effort and time that was needed to do this. I had planned to do it…… Continue reading His room is done!

Multitasking…no thanks

      When I think of multitasking I immediately think of a woman sitting at her desk; (I found her ⇑) she’s on the phone to an important client who needs this, that and the other done ASAP, she’s also taking down notes about the call or checking something on her computer, which then…… Continue reading Multitasking…no thanks

And all that jazz!

Well, well, well… it’s been a busy couple of weeks. My poor little poorly baby was struck down with an evil ear infection, which resulted in both ear drums being perforated! (Ouch) Not content with that, he then fancied a quick trip to A&E after having an asthma attack! A full recovery has been made…… Continue reading And all that jazz!